Neotard

Posted By avi

(Neo-Tard) — a contraction of the terms "Neoconservative" and "Retard."

A neo-tard is someone who believes in neoconservative principles while not understanding that he will never personally benefit from these policies, and that said policies may, in fact, lead to his poverty and/or untimely demise.

Traits include a blind support for:

  •  American Military and Economic Imperialism, without adequate border security. Indeed, border security runs counter to neoconservative expansionism of the US hegem-econ-omy to encompass Mexico and Canada and much of the globe.
  •  Republican Presidential Infallibility (all other Presidents are completely fallible).
  •  Simultaneous support for low taxes (for the wealthy) and high government spending (for military and corporate welfare).

A neotard is typically unable to offer clear intellectual arguments for his positions, instead relying on catchy but meaningless phrases like, "they’ll follow us home," or "don’t cut and run," or "die in a fire, you commie libtard!" (see libtard)

As such, they generally lose debates and run away, only to attack another day.

Examples:

George Bush is a neotard, especially given his belief in his own Infallability and in policies that always fail.

Bill Kristol is not a neotard, because he simply misleads the public to promote his neoconservative policies.

Anyone who believes Bill Kristol, however, is a neo-tard, because Bill Kristol is always wrong.

Dick Cheney is also not a neotard for similar reasons. He is simply a crook (see "Nixon").

Jun 27th, 2007

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