And Lo, the Fifth Seal was Broken

I never thought I’d see the day when a conservative site promoting Bob "Leaky" Novak and Ann "Widow-Witch" Coulter would rally the troops against a sitting Republican President in a Time of War for quietly scheming to build a 10-lane super-highway/pipeline across America that will hurt Union dockworkers and increase profits for corporations…

HUMAN EVENTS ONLINE - Bush Administration Quietly Plans NAFTA Super Highway by Jerome R. Corsi

The problem is that the highway runs north/south from Mexico to Canada, violating our national integrity. I’m sure if it were from east to west coast with no off-ramps, it would be no big deal.

The Onion had a spoof of this, knowing or not, but it’s pretty damn close to reality.

Meanwhile, possibly the worst Governor in the nation, Kathleen "Is it raining?" Blanco, a Democrat, signed into law a ban on all abortions, even in the case of rape or incest, that will be triggered as soon as the newly appointed boys on the supreme court have a chance to overturn Roe v. Wade.

[You know, if we're going to interfere with people's reproductive rights anyway, we might as well do it on the preventive side of things--officially licensed parenthood for men and women, fitness tests and whatnot. It's just as much a violation of our rights (and for men as well as women) and it would arguably do much more good for the given harm.]